This year, why not sprinkle festive Christmas Eve quotes and funny sayings throughout your holiday card message? A funny or inspirational Christmas quote will help you spread holiday cheer. Spending time with your favorite family and friends, watching bad television, and dressing up in embarrassing Christmas sweaters. The short Christmas quotes on this page are ideal for including in your Christmas card message to personalize it. Include a funny quote to make a friend or relative laugh, or include an inspiring quote to encourage someone who has had a difficult year.