Many of us rely on holiday greeting cards and Christmas cards to let our loved ones know we are thinking of them. However, with so much on your plate, it can be difficult to come up with the perfect christmas wishes for best friend for all of your cards. These Christmas wishes are perfect for your cards this year, whether youre writing messages to close family and friends or need simple message ideas for coworkers and acquaintances. With these funny Merry Christmas wishes, you can bring a smile and some cheer to your distant friends and family. These would look great in a greeting card with your own jokes or a funny message from you.